araneaserketvevo:

terezi-pie-rope:

2-knights-1-asteroid:

did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?

what the shit

Something’s going down.

araneaserketvevo:

terezi-pie-rope:

2-knights-1-asteroid:

did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?

what the shit

Something’s going down.

(via striderswag)


His [Steve’s] reaction is never the knee-jerk, old man conservative reaction that you would think the man dressed in the American flag would have…what people forget is that he exemplifies the spirit of America, not a party, not a government. So he’s never going to fall along a political line, he stands for an ideal.
Captain America: the Winter Soldier commentary (via dehaans)

(via captainamericaisavirgin)


le-go-go-las:

carryon-my-wayward-vagabond:

ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title

(via pimp-eridan)


nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

image

(via pimp-eridan)


roachpatrol:

buttastic:

proudwhitechristianheterosexual:

buttastic:

what if equius was a rapper and he called himself 100di%

okay i now get this is supposed to be loodicross but i totally misread it as 100 dicks

oh my god i

all the humans are like ‘that’s gotta be pronounced ludicrous’ while the trolls are just nodding seriously like ‘one hundred dicks is a pretty respectable number of dicks’

(via pimp-eridan)


iguanamouth:

one of my favorite episodes from atla was where this whole village hated avatars because they thought that kyoshi murdered this guy a long time ago and the whole gang spends the entire episode finding all this evidence that she never did it but the village doesnt believe them and it looks like aangs going to be found guilty but finally near the end her spirit appears to everyone and shes like yeah i killed that guy he was a dick

(via tammyoshanter)


stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

(via tammyoshanter)


shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

(via tammyoshanter)


orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

orangeorphanblack:

skeleton war sign up sheets

(via jesuschristvevo)


dajo42:

johnde-ath:

dajo42:

finish this sentence: let it g

uacamole

perfect

(via pimp-eridan)



swingsetindecember:

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

no one won anything in that time frame. the dissolution of the ussr isn’t the usa winning tbh

swingsetindecember:

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

no one won anything in that time frame. the dissolution of the ussr isn’t the usa winning tbh

(via pimp-eridan)


charlesoberonn:

egoist-24:

Caliborn, here YOU are ….

Caliborn’s self-insert is based on fanart of Lord English from 2010 before anything was revealed about him.

We’ve come full circle.

(via ectobiologist)