thilk:

MY ANACONDA DONT

thilk:

MY ANACONDA DONT


chickenstab:

It’s been 5 years since Wayward Vagabond became The Mayor, 9/30/09.

chickenstab:

It’s been 5 years since Wayward Vagabond became The Mayor, 9/30/09.


aeviternal-rat:

officialfrenchtoast:

finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

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watch ur fkn back!!!

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holy shit

thedeliverymage:

roboticappendages:

enzeru:

weevs:

trinawolfy:

weevs:

READ THIS BEFORE PLAYING THE TRACK.
HORROR WARNING. THIS SHIT IS SCARY AS FUCK OKAY, I WOULDN’T LIE TO YOU.

I remember the first time I got Pokemon Red version like it was yesterday. It was Easter, I was five, and I was at my grandmother’s house. I was so excited about it. That moment was when Pokemon became part of my life — part of me. I played it through and through more times than I could count. When I was about twelve, however, my family moved and I couldn’t find my Red version when going through my labeled boxes. I was devastated and absolutely positive that I’d packed it. I questioned my parents over and over again who insisted numerous times that they didn’t throw it away.

Eventually, I moved on from my loss of Red version. I figured I would find it in a game store somewhere and, even though it wouldn’t be the same one, it would still be a good part of my past to relive.

Now to jump forward nine years.

Early this morning I was searching through some bins in my attic for an extra beach towel. And when I say early, I mean early. Like around 8am early. I wanted to lay out in the sun. Summer’s coming to an end and all, so I want to take advantage of what’s left.

Anyway, I spotted an old, cardboard box in the back of our attic. Naturally, I was pretty curious. I couldn’t remember it ever being there before, but it wasn’t as if I was a frequent up in the attic so, who knows? 

When I saw that the box was marked ‘Move - 2004’ I knew I had to rifle through it. Completely forgetting about my beach towel, I climbed down from the attic with this dusty cardboard box. I brought it back into my room and sat on my bed with it, just staring at it for a minute. It felt really surreal to me, even though I knew I was probably just going to find old photo albums or things my mom never used but didn’t want to throw out. 

I took a deep breath and opened it (almost at the age of 21 and still praying we overlooked where my original Red version was put). I felt my shoulders slump as I was met with exactly what I thought was in there; candles, a few photo frames without pictures, and other odds and ends. 

Wondering if my mom wanted to see any of this stuff, I began to take it out and brush it all off. When I was met with the bottom of the box, my breath stopped — or so it felt like it, anyway. There, sitting at the bottom, was Red version. 

I couldn’t believe it. My eyes watered. I was so overwhelmed with joy and nostalgia that crying over video game didn’t seem stupid in the moment. Quickly, I took it out, blew into the cartridge, and retrieved my Gameboy Color from my desk.

When I put it in and started it up, everything seemed perfectly normal. One of my old game files was even still there, my level 100 Charizard still leading the team. I couldn’t express how happy I was. 

Deciding to rid my game of the past, I went to start a new one. 

I sprawled myself out on my bed with my gameboy, completely throwing my plans to lay in the sun out the window. I started my game, named myself Red and my rival Green, picked Charmander, and I was ready to go. 

Hours later, after beating Brock, Misty, and Lt. Surge, I found myself about to enter Lavender Town. A chill went through me, remembering all the creepypastas I’d read about it and with the Black cartridge one and stuff. But I went forth! Red and I were gonna visit the Pokemon Tower and do what we had to do. 

I anticipated the music to change as my sprite walked into the town. I waited for that 8bit, eerie tune.

But nothing.

It was so silent.

I checked my Gameboy’s volume and it was up all the way. 

I had Red walk out of Lavender Town and back onto the route and the regular traveling music started up again. 

I quickly chalked it up to a glitch in the game. It was so old. Some other towns were probably going to act the same way. 

But when Red walked into the Pokemon Tower, I knew something was horribly wrong. The screen turned splotchy, distorted and I saw random ghost Pokemon sprites appear and disappear on my screen. 

I freaking fREAKED out and threw the gameboy to the opposite end of my bed. It had to be damage done within the 15, 16 years I’d owned the game. Hell, it was in a cardboard box for almost a decade. The game was probably just broken. 

I stared at my ceiling fan for a few minutes, deciding to just get up and walk away from the game. I’d get some cereal and maybe the screen would be back to normal when I came back. 

Just as I was about to leave my room, I heard a beep come from my gameboy. It was the kind where you’re pressing A while talking to someone, only, clearly, I wasn’t even touching it. 

I walked over and saw that a little dialogue box had popped up on my screen. The letters were so messed up, matching the distorted screen, but my heart stopped at what I could make out from it. 

“Don’t lose me again.”

………….

I DIDN’T THINK THINGS LIKE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED OK I DIDN’T THINK POKEMON GAMES COULD ACTUALLY BE HAUNTED IRL I THOUGHT CREEPYPASTAS WERE JUST STORIES

AND IT FUCKIN BEEPED AGAIN AND SAID

“Don’t leave this tower.”

WHAT!!!!?!>!»!

omFG I still have the chills from this I can’t.

Being an asshole, though, I left the Pokemon Tower.

And this music fucking played and I’m not sleeping for a week. It’s like the Lavender Town music meets the Exorcism meets Satan, I kid you not. I took my iPhone and recorded what I could of it, so I’m sorry if the quality is kind of shitty.

I don’t know what to do with my game. I turned it off but the Red cartridge is on my desk with my gameboy. Should I throw it out?!? WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE HELP

Burn it.

Burn it and never think about it ever again. Wipe it from your memory, and trash the gameboy too, while you’re at it.

If you value your life more than anything you will DESTROY THAT FUCKING CARTRIDGE. 

whoa

did you listen to the audio though

I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO IT.

I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN

Read the story, then play the audio. In that order. Go.

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askclint:

askclint:

Mark Ruffalo,

Only you have the power to confirm that Bruce Banner learns sign language because sometimes listening to many people at once is overwhelming and signing with Clint relaxes him.

At some point markruffalo will see this

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jheanadeen:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

iconic

jheanadeen:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Teen who wanted his cat in his yearbook is joined by principal for the most amazing photo ever." [chelsperry/trinacria]

iconic

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earthdad:

the ignorance

earthdad:

the ignorance

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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

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bitterpower:

pookie02:

You kids with your smooth animation that’s consistent and not constantly recycled.

Back in my day you ignored when someone’s mouth didn’t move when they were talking or when a Ninja Turtle had the wrong color face mask.

Back in my day Green Lantern had THREE arms and THAT’S HOW WE LIKED IT

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okchollaback:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

Self care. It’s a thing.

okchollaback:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

Self care. It’s a thing.

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blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite

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celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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